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[sassy_assassin]

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[billionaires]

That would be creepy. She's dead.

Interesting. Sounds like some sort of nanotechnology. I'm guessing you don't have Pym particles where you come from?

[sassy_assassin]

Eh. Weirder things have happened.

And yeah, I'm pretty sure nanotech is exactly what he calls it.

What's a Pym particle?

[billionaires]

You can say that again.

Hank Pym. He worked with my father on something really similar to what you're describing.

Alternate universes are exhausting.

[sassy_assassin]

And he named particles after himself?

I guess if he could get away with it...

You should try time travel sometime. It gets a lot weirder.

[billionaires]

It's not all it's cracked up to be. Having stuff named after you.

And I'm gonna have to take a pass on that one. It never ends well in the movies.

[sassy_assassin]

You text like you've been there. Yeah, must be a tough life.

[ the whole concept doesn't appeal to Sara. too much visibility, too much liability. she saw what happened with the Queens ]

Are you sure? You could meet your heroes...

[billionaires]

Ever been blown up by a bomb with your name on it? A little Wiley Coyote for my tastes, but that was kidnapping numero uno if you ever want a super nightmarish bedtime story.

Is that why you do it?

[sassy_assassin]

Not a personalized bomb. You got me there.

And no. I mean, meeting famous people is cool and all, but we mostly fix other people's mistakes.

[ and her own. shhhhh. ]

[billionaires]

That's more or less what my team does too. When we're working together.

[sassy_assassin]

Do you not work together often?

[billionaires]

Only when the fate of the world hangs in the balance. So... every couple years or so.

[sassy_assassin]

How's that work out for you?

[billionaires]

Kinda weird actually. But it's a whole thing, I don't wanna bore you.

[sassy_assassin]

Maybe one day I'll be bored enough to hear about it. Might be preferable to living with your teammates.

[billionaires]

[ why does she get to live his dream life??? he hates everything so much right now. ]

You all live together on the ship, right? Not all it's cracked up to be?

[sassy_assassin]

There is one bathroom.

[billionaires]

How do you even live like that?

[sassy_assassin]

I use my ninja training to get in there before anyone else.

yw

[billionaires]

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here and guess you mean real ninja training. How do you even get trained as a ninja? Do you have to have ninja lineage or can you just like know a guy?

[sassy_assassin]

Whaaaaat? That would be ridiculous. Also I think you have to be Japanese for that whole ninja thing not to be high key racist.

It was actually assassin training.

[billionaires]

And they're equal opportunity employers? That's good to hear in today's political climate.

[sassy_assassin]

Not exactly. It's not like you can just come in off the street and apply.

[billionaires]

And yet you did just that. Sounds like a page turner.

[sassy_assassin]

No, I got shipwrecked and lived on Hell Island for a year before I was saved from drowning by someone.

[billionaires]

Oh, I was right I think I've read this one! Just tell me there's no pig in your version. Volleyballs are tentatively OK but only if you drew a cute face on it.